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Get The Kleenex And Lotion Ready Because Tiger Woods Is Coming Out With A Book Called BACK

LIVE LOOK AT TIGER WOODS FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD HEARING THAT NEWS

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Let’s. Fucking. Go.

We’re finally getting a book about Tiger Woods from Tiger Woods. No more lies, no more bullshit, no more speculation, just pure truth from the Boss Man himself. That tweet of his is borderline hostile towards the things that have been written and said about him in the past and I love it. From this point going forward, all other books about Tiger Woods are considered invalid and untrue. That’s the law.

Not to mention BACK is such a boner-inducing title that I had to take my pants of to write this blog because they were too constricting. It’s a 100/10 title that says it all. Short, simple and perfect. I would’ve loved to have been in the room during the book title brain storming session with everybody giving their input and then Tiger, while staring at the floor, quietly whispers, “Back” and the room goes crazy. No way that’s not how it happened.

When this book eventually comes out, I’m gonna get myself a brand new candle and a nice bottle of wine and savor every single page. Imagine how awesome the part of the book where he rams it down the throats of all the h8ers and wins again at Augusta is gonna be. We might just read that part over and over and over again on the podcast. This book is gonna sell more copies than the Bible.

PS- The Boss Man looks spectacular in that picture he tweeted out. Winning the green jacket in 2019 de-aged him by 15 years. Dare I say he looks spry.