Thursday Afternoon #MailTime - The Rock Bottom Edition
Yesterday may have been the worst day in the history of the Cubicle Monkey Movement. For 3 reasons.
1) These fucking assholes went to work yesterday dressed as the Geico Hump Day Camel:
@KFCBarstool thoughts on these tools dressing up as a camel to work in order to make a hump day joke? pic.twitter.com/f6ubsHZqP9
— Michael Culkin (@Culk176) October 16, 2013
Also this fucking jabroni:
Christ almighty kill yourselves.
2) It was National Bosses Day – you know what you say something like “there’s mothers day and fathers day, how come there’s no kids day!” and your mom replies “Thats the other 364 days of the year?” Thats what fucking National Bosses Day
3) The Government Shutdown ended, sending everyone back to work.
It was the perfect storm of misery in corporate America. Truly a Rock Bottom day.
Shout out to @TheBallIsOrange. His #RockBottom tweets were absolutely the highlight of today’s show. The focus of next week’s show is The Glimmer of Hope at work – tweet me with the little shreds of happiness you can find in the Cube Monkey world that keep you from killing yourself and I’ll read out your tweets like I did for this episode.
The laziest hour of your day begins now