If I didn’t know any better I would have thought this was the X Games. But I do know better. This is much better than the X Games. I’ve never seen a train so much as attempt a tumbling front flip with Biggie Smalls blasting in the background at the X Games. Never not once. I would go as far as to call this an exhilarating way to waste a minute and a half while we collectively crawl towards the sweet release of a long weekend.