David Ortiz Is Simply The Best

What a lovable, rambunctious scamp that David Ortiz is. The ol’ vodka in a water bottle prank. That nerd Frank Thomas never saw it coming. And really how do you retaliate on a guy who was shot just a mere few months ago? You don’t, that’s how. If he pours up some vodka than the whole crew is drinking vodka. One shot for getting shot, everyone knows the rules. Bottoms up, Big Hurt.