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Uhhhh WHAT THE FUCK? Georgia Officials Find Fish That Can Live On Land And Breath Air And They Want You To Kill It

(CNN)An invasive fish species that can breathe air and survive on land has been found in Georgia for the first time. And officials are warning anyone who comes into contact with the species to kill it immediately.

An angler caught the northern snakehead fish this month in a pond in Gwinnett County, the Georgia Department of Natural Resources’ Wildlife Resources Division said Tuesday.
“Thanks to the quick report by an angler, our staff was able to investigate and confirm the presence of this species in this water body,” said Matt Thomas, chief of fisheries for the Wildlife Resources Division. “We are now taking steps to determine if they have spread from this water body and, hopefully, keep it from spreading to other Georgia waters.”
While this is the first time it’s been discovered in Georgia, snakeheads have been reported in 14 states nationwide. The long, thin fish has a dark brown blotchy appearance and can grow up to three feet in length. It can also breathe air, and survive in low oxygenated systems, including on land, officials said.
Well…FUCK. Apparently we have a mutant fish problem now in the south. A fish that can come up on land and breath air and fuck up all of our shit to the point that Georiga officials are telling people who come in contact with these things to take out their blow torches and destroy them. We are always talking about aliens and looking up in the sky, but this thing right here
Snakehead Fish Found In Lake Michigan
ENV-POTOMAC-SNAKEHEAD
That is a fucking alien too. That thing is one drop of nuclear waste or the ooze from Ninja Turtles away from growing legs and taking over the planet. Absolutely horrifying. We have rules here. The scary fish can stay in the ocean. We stay on the land pretty much. That is our arrangement. These things are breaking the rules and need to bashed to death before they eat all of us.
Part of me is worried that this is what will happen from global warming. Darwinism. Oceans and water systems are too hot so species will just adapt and start coming on land like the dolphins in the Simpsons
Between the mutant fish and Orangutans spear fishing
orangutan spear
We need to start watching our backs. Evolution is coming for our ass.