DON'T YOU DARE Mention The Name Boris Johnson To This English Lady
As someone that is very up to date on the news because I stare at Twitter for 90% of my day, I know that Boris Johnson is the Prime Minister of England the UK and is heavily involved in this whole Brexit situation. However, I have to admit admit that I’m not quite sure what the hell is going on with Brexit right now. I have a faint idea of what it’s all about since it’s been a news topic for what feels like 100 years now. Our boy Riggs’ first video at Barstool was him flying across the pond to talk to some cheeky blokes about Brexit years ago.
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In the time since that video, Riggs has been the host of two different Sirius radio shows, created a golf podcast, created a golf video series, created a Barstool golf clothing line, and created a whole entire goddamn golf tournament. Meanwhile, I think Brexit and Britain are still in a “Will they or won’t they” phase straight out of your favorite sitcom and this lady has clearly had enough of it since it’s been going on for her entire life.
You can criticize the Brits all you want. But even the biggest British critic on the planet has to admit that they are great at insulting people, with this lady putting on a simply smashing performance of sass and anger. The mere mention of the name Boris Johnson instantly put her knickers into a bunch. It may not have been quite as eloquent as Olenna Tyrell bodybagging someone on Thrones in a soliloquy. But the pure disgust on this lass’ face when she heard the BJ word was priceless. You know an old person hates someone when they tell you to never mention their name again before calling them a word that has to be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Usually I feel old when I have to go to Urban Dictionary to look up a word. But this woman calling Boris Johnson essentially an old sock has me feeling 20 years younger. Not that the insult loses any potency because of its age. I bet when this lady was young, calling someone a toerag was like calling them the C word. Actually it was probably even worse since the Brits throw that word around if you sneeze in church or something. Plus lets be honest, if you look like a toerag, you are going to get called a toerag by people that hate you so much, they get Bitter Beer Face when they hear your name. And while I have no idea what Boris Johnson’s politics are all about, this is the face of a toerag.
Trust me, I don’t throw around the insult with any malice either. Because you know who else has the face of a toerag? This fucking toerag.
A good insult is a good insult, no matter how old it is or if you fit the description to a T.