It's Simply Outrageous That Charlie Morton Is Performing Dark Magic With Baseballs And No One Has Stopped The Game And Arrested Him

The fact this has reached the internet, has over 4,000 likes on Twitter, and no one has stopped the game and demanded the arrest and imprisonment of Charlie Morton is wild. If this was the late 1600s Morton would be carried off the field and burned alive. I mean those two baseballs literally had a mind of their own. There was nothing on those pitches to make them move like that. Charlie Morton used his dark magic wizardry to tell the baseballs mid-flight to change direction. There is no other explanation.

P.S. It sucks no one will click on this blog because White Sox Dave has completely ruined our baseball coverage and any credibility we had left. Today is most certainly Black Monday.