NEWS: Cheeto Looks Like a Guy Masturbating

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HuffingtonPost - A photo of a Cheeto that looks like a man masturbating was uploaded to Reddit on Tuesday by user stephthehobbit. Is this photo real or a flamin’ hot pack of Photoshop lies? We’re not sure, but either way, it’s already spawned this horrifying gif.

 

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Not sure I have much to add to this. When the Huffington Post publishes a cheeto that looks like a guy cranking it, I’m obligated to blog it. Journalism 101. Not going to be shocked when my phone is ringing off the hook and it’s every university in the world begging me to guest lecture at their journalism schools. Sorry, I can’t. I’m busy. Blogging about masturbating cheetos.