<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>NEWS: Cheeto Looks Like a Guy Masturbating</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","46"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["cheeto","news","guy","big cat","tuesday","journalism","hot pack","el pres","a photo","user stephthehobbit","et tune","huffingtonpost","live event barstool sports picks central || monday","reddit","flamin"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv1",["IAB17"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv2",["483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv3",["483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.82"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.18"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT4_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT4_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"46",category:"No category",tags:[],brandName:null,brandId:0,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p><a href="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/03/cheeto.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14350" alt="cheeto" src="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/03/cheeto.jpg" width="340" height="458" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p><em><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/05/cheeto-masturbating-man-photo_n_4907199.html">HuffingtonPost </a>- A photo of a Cheeto that looks like a man masturbating was uploaded to Reddit on Tuesday by user stephthehobbit. Is this photo real or a flamin’ hot pack of Photoshop lies? We’re not sure, but either way, it’s already spawned this horrifying gif.<br></em></p><p> </p><p><a href="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/03/cheetoh.gif"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14351" alt="cheetoh" src="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/03/cheetoh.gif" width="340" height="458" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Not sure I have much to add to this. When the Huffington Post publishes a cheeto that looks like a guy cranking it, I’m obligated to blog it. Journalism 101. Not going to be shocked when my phone is ringing off the hook and it’s every university in the world begging me to guest lecture at their journalism schools. Sorry, I can’t. I’m busy. Blogging about masturbating cheetos.</p></body></html>

<p><a href="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/03/cheeto.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14350" alt="cheeto" src="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/03/cheeto.jpg" width="340" height="458" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p><em><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/05/cheeto-masturbating-man-photo_n_4907199.html">HuffingtonPost </a>- A photo of a Cheeto that looks like a man masturbating was uploaded to Reddit on Tuesday by user stephthehobbit. Is this photo real or a flamin’ hot pack of Photoshop lies? We’re not sure, but either way, it’s already spawned this horrifying gif.<br></em></p><p> </p><p><a href="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/03/cheetoh.gif"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14351" alt="cheetoh" src="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/03/cheetoh.gif" width="340" height="458" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Not sure I have much to add to this. When the Huffington Post publishes a cheeto that looks like a guy cranking it, I’m obligated to blog it. Journalism 101. Not going to be shocked when my phone is ringing off the hook and it’s every university in the world begging me to guest lecture at their journalism schools. Sorry, I can’t. I’m busy. Blogging about masturbating cheetos.</p>

NEWS: Cheeto Looks Like a Guy Masturbating

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