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Update: The Crazy Lion Lady Is Now On The Run And Taunting Cops By Rapping On Her Instagram

Source - The crazy animal lover who snuck into a lion’s den at the Bronx Zoo is leading cops on a wild goose chase.

Police are looking for Myah Autry to slap her with a trespassing violation. But the 32-year-old woman is playing cat-and-mouse with them — posting an Instagram video of herself Friday morning rapping under the name Queen Empress Myáh Lareé Israelite.

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Remember yesterday when I said I loved this lady for getting high and jumping in the lions den? And how endearing it was? And how carefree she seemed? Yeah, I take it all back. You see, I thought she was smoking weed. Which would’ve been tight, but from the looks of it, she’s been smoking something a little bit stronger. If I had to guess I’d say it’s either PCP or crack. That or meth, coke, heroine, flacca, crocodile, K. Who knows? It just wasn’t weed. Humping the ground speaking in tongues isn’t something people do when they’re stoned.

Here’s her Instagram caption.

“I’M KARMA, DARMA WITH THE FLAMES. I AM FIFTEEN CLEOPATRAS BELIEVE ME, RAPPING & DOING PUSH UP’S AT THE SAME TIME, MY NAME IS “QUEEN EMPRESS MYÁH LAREÉ ISRAELITE” AND DON’T YOU MUTHA F–KAS EVER FORGET IT.”

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Yeah I have no idea what she’s talking about. I still hope she gets away, though, I always root for the criminal in these situations. Best of luck, Queen Empress! We’re rooting for you!