Memphis Unveiled Its New Court ANNDDDDD The Entire Internet Thinks It Looks Like Two Gigantic Dicks

So Memphis had its Midnight Madness last night. They had Future, Lil Baby and Moneybagg Yo preform. They had Penny come out in his ‘All the Smoke’ jacket. They also unveiled their new court and, well, it didn’t go over as planned. Frankly, the Internet can only see two gigantic, veiny penises for the key:

Advertisement

Advertisement

Once you see, you simply can’t unsee it. It’s brutal. I mean the court itself, whatever. Teams are starting to do weird things. I don’t love the different color blue for the middle of the court. Call me traditional in the sense of having a normal court with getting unique with the logo/key. Just don’t make it look like two gigantic dicks.

Advertisement

I’m ready for the season to start already.