Do You Guys Want To Watch More Videos Of Saquon Running And Cutting And Looking Healthy As Hell? Me Too!
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Lets play a quick game to run out a little bit of clock on this dreary Thursday. Find the Giant with the reported high ankle sprain that’s supposed to be out another 2-6 weeks:
You can’t.
I don’t know if the reports of a high ankle sprain were as accurate as Jack Mac’s Akron tip, Saquon is from another planet/species, or if he simply has the healing powers of Wolverine. Actually scratch that last one because Dave Gettleman definitely would have brought it up during one of his bouts with verbal diarrhea over the last two years. But the guy who makes other professional superathletes running beside him look like they missed a few leg days has me thinking crazy thoughts as I break down practice video like Steven Cheah watching the All-22 of a Bucs-Panthers game. I guess that’s what Big Blue Fever will do to you now that we have a quarterback and a watchable offense.
Speaking of which, the people have been asking for Danny Dimes hoodies, so we gave them Danny Dimes hoodies along with an entire store full of Danny Dimes merch.
This one remains my favorite because of it’s so simple yet so accurate.
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True story, I actually heard an Eagles fan bought one today despite it being modeled after a guy that may haunt his favorite team’s dreams for the next 10+ years because the shirt and the motto are both bigger than football.
P.S. Back to Saquon, I want to make it clear that there is noooo way he should play this week even though it’s the more winnable game of the next two tough matchups. I don’t care if every Giants beat writer tweets him jumping over that front running tall bitch they call the Empire State Building. We have a football future to care about again and he is a massive part of it.