I Have To Stream Myself Trying Dip For The First Time Right Now Because An 18-Year-Old West Virginian Got His Ass Kicked In A Backyard Boxing Brawl

Watch live video from barstoolsports on www.twitch.tv

Advertisement

So that was the Blogger Bet that Nate and I made for Rough N Rowdy a few months and one Barstool HQ ago. I didn’t feel too confident going in because Nate’s fighter had some serious Napoelonic ginger anger behind his eyes and looked like he had been in a West Virginia donnybrook or 100 in his short life. However, my guy was taller, had the confidence of being the QB of his high school football team, and I figured whoever was in charge of picking the fighters would hook up their pal Clem with a stud fighter and stick Nate with a tomato can.

Nope! Nate’s guy scratched for some reason and Nate ended up with a Mountain of a man as his fighter, who may have actually been a relative of The Mountain, who then proceeded to beat the shit out of my combatant.

Now I know what you’re thinking. “Clem, why are you paying a debt that was made months ago? Everyone forgot about that bet.” That’s a fair question my friend. The fact of the matter is the only reason the bet wasn’t paid in full was because we were changing offices, I couldn’t come in for a couple of weeks due to family life. Next thing you know, we are here half a year later with an unpaid bet most people forgot lingering above my head. Add that on top of the bet I just lost in the Fantasy Football Podcast league, and I had two (2) outstanding bets on my record.

The one thing about Clems is that we always pay our debts…as well as finish our meals. And in case you didn’t notice, Barstool is quickly becoming a hotbed for betting controversies from Jack Mac’s #TipGate to White Sox Dave’s #StatueGateUnchained (not to be confused with the original #StatueGate by White Sox Dave). I cannot let the Barstool betting name be sullied, especially as gambling become legal around this great country of ours and now that Barstool Bets has launched.

So I will be dipping today at 3 pm on Twitch during our Fantasy Football stream to restore honor to my good name as well as Barstool Sports, which was literally built on the back of bets by Dave Portnoy (and also probably almost crumbled because of other bets). Based on what ive heard from everyone I can either expect to puke a little, expect to puke a lot, or expect to be sick, which I’m pretty sure just means puke before swallowing it.

Advertisement

Tune in to the Barstool Sports Twitch Channel at 3 pm for some dipping as well as fantasy football waiver, trades, and start/bench talk.