63 Year Old Woman Claims Drinking A Pint Of Her Own Piss 3 Times A Day Keeps Her Young And Healthy

Daily Mail – What lengths would you go to achieve good health? Would you drink your own wee? A woman claims drinking a pint of her own urine every day for the last 20 years has kept her fit and sprightly. Sylvia Chandler, 63, swears in Closer that her own wee is the elixir responsible for her slim frame and youthful demeanor, and claims she hasn’t needed to visit a doctor in over a decade. While certainly not for the faint-hearted, Sylvia also uses her urine to wash her hair and moisturise her face. Sylvia told Closer: ‘Drinking my own urine has kept me healthy and energised. And it helps me stay young- men are often surprised when I tell them my age. ‘I have a glass of urine in the morning and another couple during the day. It tastes delicious – it’s a bit like water, but sweeter. ‘I haven’t been to the doctor in a decade. I never get colds and I’ve maintained my size 10 figure.’ The mother-of-two is an advocate of urine therapy for everything from keeping youthful to healing wounds, and keeps a bottle of old urine in the kitchen in case she burns herself, as aged urine has stronger healing properties.  Sylvia began her unique practice after starting her own alternative natural health store, Zen in Birmingham.  She admits that despite her open-mindedness she had to start small when it came to actually drinking her urine.  She diluted her first glass with cranberry juice, but soon progressed to drinking it neat three times a day. Now Sylvia, who has been married three times but is currently single, claims she drinks her urine whenever she goes to the loo, despite urine being a waste product, produced by the kidneys, ridding the body of toxins it doesn’t need.

Married three times and is currently single, huh? You don’t say! There’s a shocker. She has this secret that keeps her so young and fit and sprightly. Wonder why a catch like that can’t hold a man? Perhaps its her piss breath because she drinks her goddam body weight in urine. Bitch guzzles pee more than Kevin Costner in Waterworld. I mean one day maybe the joke will be on us. Maybe in a futuristic world when Earth is completely underwater and we need to drink our own piss to survive, this chick will be laughing all the way to the bank. Drinking her piss and loving it too. She’d probably rule the planet as some Piss Queen. But until that day, as long as we’re in a standard Earth setting with water and other beverages, this chick will just be the gross broad covered from head to toe in pee.

Drinking it, washing her hair with it, moisturizing with it. Absolutely vile. Probably smells worse than a NYC bum. Good luck finding that 4th husband, toots! R Kelly is still single I hear he’s the man for you.