Dwyane Wade Discovered Flip Cup Over The Weekend And Compared His Victory To Winning the '06 NBA Finals

I find it fascinating when famous, super rich people discover normal people things. Like when Billionaire Peter Gregory finds out about Burger King.

Dwyane Wade went to Marquette. Unlike everyone else who attended, he was too focussed on getting the school to the Final Four and living a fake life to really appreciate what it was like to be a real college kid. Wade, now fresh off of retirement, is experimenting with new things. Specifically college drinking games. Wade had never heard of flip cup, until this weekend. Now it’s the only thing he cares about. Retirement seems fun.

I bet he’s at home right now practicing for this next shot at victory. When LeBron asks to come over and drink some wine Wade is going to call him a bitch and demand they start flipping some cups. He’ll probably start a game show on ABC where he hosts college kids playing for free scholarships or something. Just wait till he hears about Flingo (I have no idea what everyone calls this but it’s beer pong and flip cup combined and it’s awesome).

Wade compared winning his flip cup series to win the ’06 Finals. Mavs fans were definitely not triggered by this.

I love the internet.