Motorcycle Mob Speaks Out, Says They Were Just Trying To Take His Keys And They Chased After Him To Stop Him From Hitting Anybody Else

I’ve been fucking salivating at the thought of one of these guys speaking out trying to portray themselves as the victim. Just waiting for them to say something that you know in their mind they’d be like “Boom! Nailed it! I’m the victim!” and anyone in the general public with half a brain would be like “That is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” I’ll admit, as dumb as I expected their angle to be, trying to take his keys from him and engaging in a high speed chase with him so that he wouldn’t hit anybody else is 100 times dumber.

Hey dickheads! We’re not talking about some rogue SUV that was plowing over people left and right and your buddy on the motorcycle was one of countless victims. You weren’t some vigilante heroes who put yourselves at risk to stop some reckless guy terrorizing the road. You caused this shit! You are the reckless assholes terrorizing the road. This Asian dude was driving perfectly fine and perfectly safe (Upset city!) until your tough guy boys club came along. Only after being surrounded by 50 motorcycles did anyone get hit. So chasing after him and surrounding him again is actually a pretty surefire way to make sure yet another person gets hit. Which is exactly what happened! Your mob stopped him on the highway, someone got hit. Few miles up the road you stopped him again and tried to get in his car, guess what happened? ANOTHER DUDE GOT FUCKING HIT. You see the pattern developing? Christ alfuckingmighty I feel like I’m on another planet with this story. Its so open and shut it doesn’t even make sense how there is anyone even willing to hear these assholes out.

This is like that classic story (which might even be an urban legend for all I know) where a burglar is breaking into a house and falls through the roof and breaks his leg and he ends up suing the homeowner and winning. These dicks are so clearly in the wrong. The wannabe tough guy thugs, and, plain and simple, they got dominated by this guy in the name of self defense. Actually kinda makes me laugh – you think you’re all badass because you run red lights with your buddies and rev your engine and pop wheelies. But the second you actually tried to engage in some tough guy shit this Asian pretty much ran through your whole crew. Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight and don’t bring little bullshit motorbikes to an SUV fight.

PS – When your gang’s self defense lies on the shoulders of a man named Choppa, you’re probably fucked.