For Better Or Worse It Looks Like We've Got A Booger Eater At Quarterback

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Disappointing to lose Mitch to injury again, but there’s no denying that the offense popped and looked pretty crisp in the first half with Chase Daniel at quarterback. Yes, he eats boogers. Yes, he has been a backup for 11 years. Yes, the Bears are tied for first place in the NFC North. This team was always going to go as far as the defense would carry them, but with Chase at QB that feels even more true. Luckily Khalil Mack is our new Jesus and through him all things are possible. The defense is the baddest group in the league and they dominated a division opponent today without Hicks and Roquan Smith. Booger Daniel and the Bears are going to be just fine without Mitch.