It Is 2019 And They Are Reading Dave Portnoy's Tweets On The Floor Of Congress

This is the world we live in: they are reading Dave Portnoy’s jokes about unions on the floor of Congress.  CONGRESS!  Ever heard of it?

This guy Josh Harder was fighting swamp rats yesterday by the way.  No that’s not a shot at Dave.  Literal swamp rats.

From dragging in a 20 pound rodent carcass to reading the Twitter account of a satire sports website.  Bet the Congressmen fuckin love when this guy walks in.