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It Is 2019 And They Are Reading Dave Portnoy's Tweets On The Floor Of Congress

This is the world we live in: they are reading Dave Portnoy’s jokes about unions on the floor of Congress.  CONGRESS!  Ever heard of it?

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This guy Josh Harder was fighting swamp rats yesterday by the way.  No that’s not a shot at Dave.  Literal swamp rats.

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From dragging in a 20 pound rodent carcass to reading the Twitter account of a satire sports website.  Bet the Congressmen fuckin love when this guy walks in.