I'm Not A Lawyer But I'm Pretty Sure This Evidence Means Eagles Fans Can Jump In A Class-Action Lawsuit With Saints Fans Against The NFL
There are 32 teams in the NFL and every single fanbase is insufferable. That much is a fact. Granted, there are some teams out there that are so irrelevant that you never hear from their fans so you may not realize it, but just know that they’d be insufferable as hell if given the opportunity. That just comes with the job description as the fan of a professional sports team. With that being said, nobody was more insufferable at the end of last season than Saints fans. Those whiny bitches just couldn’t stop making a clown show out of themselves after that missed PI call in the NFC Championship Game that ended their season. They even went as far as to filing a lawsuit against the NFL seeking damages for “mental anguish & emotional trauma, loss of faith in the NFL, loss of enjoyment of life, loss of entertainment, and distrust of the game”.
It was all fun and games to laugh at Saints fans…until it happens to you. Which is exactly what happened on Sunday afternoon in Philadelphia when the same ref who missed the pass interference in that Saints/Rams game missed a blatant facemask call when Miles Sanders practically had his skull ripped off of his body while returning a kick.
Source – The referees in the Philadelphia Eagles-Detroit Lions game on Sunday missed a blatant facemask penalty late in the second quarter on a kick return when Eagles’ Miles Sanders had his helmet ripped off by Lions’ Miles Killebrew. With all eyes on Sanders returning the kick, a flag was somehow not thrown.
Oh, it gets worse.
The back judge who could have made the call was Todd Prukop — whom fans may remember from last year’s NFC Championship Game when he missed a blatant defensive pass interference that would have clinched the game for the New Orleans Saints.
Todd Prukop, you greasy slimy snake rat bastard.
So now here’s the dilemma we find ourselves in. On one hand, do we really want to be as goddamn insufferable as Saints fans? I know that the rest of the country already hates Eagles fans but that’s because they think we’re too mean and scary and we threw snowballs at Santa Claus one time about 80 years ago. But on the other hand…I have also been experiencing mental anguish and emotional trauma since Sunday. I, too, have lost faith in the NFL and have lost all enjoyment of life since Sunday. I certainly distrust the game and am no longer entertained. So if there’s any money that can land in my pocket because of all that? Well sign me right the frick up. I do not have nearly enough money in my bank account to be turning down free monies at the moment. So if Saints fans want to double team this bitch, I’m down. And I know just the guys who will take the case.
