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Craigslist Ad Of The Day - Any Beer Guzzling Females Want To Help A Bro Out In this Case Race?

Beer Guzzeling Female (West Quincy)

Are you a Female? Do you like to drink as many beers as you can in a short period of time? Are you the type of girl that will not take 2nd place as an option? and finally are you down to ride a white Stallion with me into the case race victory circle? if you said yes with an exclamation point then I have the gig for you! This Saturday at 3 p.m. we are having a co-ed case race (20 beers per team who ever finishes first is the victor) and the winning team has bragging rights for a year and enough pride to fill a hot air balloon. So if your ready for gold then I want you as my companion in this epic event!

  • Location: West Quincy
  • it’s ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay

 

 

Is this legal?  Can you just bring in a ringer like this?  Like could I advertise like this for a Brownies Beer Die partner who doesn’t suck?  I dunno.  It doesn’t feel right.    The chick should have to at least live in Quincy right?  Diggstown is in Olivair County, and any man residing in the county is a Diggstown man. (Was that quote to obscure or was it next level blogging? I honestly don’t know.)