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People Who Camp Out For Days For iPhones Are The Single Biggest Assholes On The Entire Planet

So the new iPhone was released a couple weeks ago or whatever and today this video came out chronicling the dickheads who camp out for like 7 days in order to wait on line to get one. Make no mistake about it, if you do this, you are one of the biggest assholes walking the face of God’s green earth. Except for the two black dudes who are professional line sitters making money off of dumb ass white nerds who are willing to pay money for that, everyone else is a gigantic butthole. Look at the people in this video. Fucking Asians sleeping inside of giant Ziploc bags. People laying on the sidewalk like hobos. Spending fifteen fucking nights on the street so that they can get the gold cell phone like a bunch of teenage girls.

And the best part is, you know an iPhone 6 is gonna come out in like 35 seconds. Live like a homeless person for 15 days to get a cell phone thats pretty much identical to the old one and will be the old model in about 6 months. If you think thats a good idea, you need to get the fuck off my planet. You’re ruining it.

PS – Out of all the assholes in this video, even the Asian guy sleeping inside the bag, I hate this guy the most:

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Bro I hate you more than you can even comprehend. Get your fatass outta here before I cut some bacon off your back.