Delta Gamma Code Red Email In Response To the Smoke Who Sent Out The Hilarious Email To Her Sorority

I can’t get enough of this story. I love the part about how the way Delta Gamma handles discipline is confidential.   Like they are the god damn KGB or something.  Can you take yourself any more seriously?  You’re a sorority.   Grow up.    The fact they felt they needed to do damage control on this issue may actually be funnier than the original email.