Sam Darnold Is "Not Sure" How He Got Mono, Adam Gase Points Out "If His Spleen Bursts, We Have A Problem"

This entire Jets season is a complete mess. No other way to say it. A MESS.

The highlight of the season most likely came when this graphic came up on MNF:

Everything about Sam Darnold, a grown man, getting mono is probably the most Jets story of the past few years. From the initial announcement:

To, yesterday, Sam Darnold going on The Michael Kay Show, and explaining he has no idea how he got mono:

At least he was mad about it?

He, also, went on to explain how devastated he was when Trevor Siemian ankle literally fell off his body:

This is concerning because he’s not allowed to increase his blood pressure:

Today, Dr. Adam Gase updated the media on the issues that arise if Darnold were to play without being cured from his mono:

“If his spleen bursts, we got a problem.” Thank you for putting it so blunt, coach. I, as a Jets fan, appreciate it.