LUIS SEVERINO RETURNS TONIGHT AND I CANNOT BREATHE

LUIS SEVERINO. YANKEE STADIUM. TONIGHT.

The Bogeyman returns to the mound at Yankee Stadium tonight! I can’t wait. I lost all hope that he’d make it back. There were too many setbacks. Not enough time to get healthy. Nope, the bad man is back, ready to right the world for all that is wrong. I’m so nervous and excited at the same time my heart might stop. I just need Sevy breathing fire out of his mouth tonight striking out hitters left and right, painting corners at 98 mph. He’ll be rusty, nervous, and over-amped for sure, but let’s just get him in and out healthy with some good results.

Reminder: Start time is 6:35 PM. Someone please alert Sevy and the coaching staff. Write it in big giant letters on a white board in the clubhouse.

P.S. We’ll be live streaming tonight on Twitch for all the early games, specifically Severino’s start. It’ll be me, Tommy, Carrabis, and Pat Light. Should be starting right around 6:30. Twitch.tv/barstoolsports