MICHEL PEREIRA MAY JUST BE THE MOST ENTERTAINING FIGHTER OF ALL TIME

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UFC Welterweight Michel Pereira just set the fucking world on fire with the performance of a lifetime against Tristan Connelly at UFC Vancouver. Opening up the fight with an UNPRECEDENTED Superman Punch off the cage followed by a pursue of his opponent via cartwheel, backflip, and flying knee, Pereira quickly delivered on what everybody wanted to see outta him. Well, actually – he sorta delivered on that during his walkout…

…annnnnnd now that I’m thinking about it, he delivered even before that, at weigh-ins!

(even tho he missed weight by 2lbs lol)

I’ll repeat what I said about him when I first saw him, before the UFC had ever signed him, here:

I want this guy signed by the UFC and I want him signed yesterday. Just have him fight a different fatso tomato can to open up every pay-per-view. I guarantee buys go up.

That was February 25th. I feel the exact same way now. Just throw him in there against tomato can fatsos once a month and let him show off the new flips he learned. Who’d object to that?! God bless ya, Michel Pereira!

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P.S. Pereira was completely gassed after flipping himself out of breath in the first round and went on to lose handily against a short notice +375 underdog. Not even close. Actually a sorta heartwarming story for the other dude. Oh well!