Our Prodigal Son Luis Severino Has Returned And Will Start In Yankee Stadium Next Tuesday

HE’S BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Luis Severino will be starting a baseball game in Yankee Stadium next Tuesday night. It’s happening. I’m sweating I’m so excited. I want to run through a wall. The Prodigal Son has returned to bring his city a championship. Make sure no one gets in the way of New York Yankees World Championship number 28. Any hitter standing in his path of destruction will be vanquished. The bad man is back and he’s angry. He’s watched from the sidelines all year long just waiting for a chance to come back and correct the world for what is wrong. Just like Bruce Wayne sitting in Bane’s cave during Dark Knight Rises. He got out.

When talking about the Yankees World Series chances, many dismiss them because of their lack of starting pitching. Well, don’t look now, but James Paxton has become one of the more dominant pitchers in the game over his last eight starts. Tanaka has been rock solid since finding his splitter grip that works. And now they get one of the best pitchers in the game back ready to breathe fire down every batter’s throats.

Severino is a monster. When he’s on there’s almost no one who can touch him. Adding him to the postseason roster is unbelievable. For months it seemed like this wouldn’t happen. Too many setbacks and not enough time to left in the season to get back. Well, he got healthy just in time. He’ll be able to make a few starts over the next three weeks to get his pitch count up and get readjusted to Major League hitting. He’ll be ready. Come October it’s going to be all systems go. I can’t fucking wait.

Tuesday. Severino rises.

Oh yeah, Giancarlo is back too.

Montgomery Sunday. Betances maybe next week too. It’s literally Avengers Endgame with everyone coming back to life.