Absolutely Stoked About the 4 New Simbas at the DC Zoo

Could not be more stoked there’s not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 new lion cubs at the DC Zoo. Today has been such a huge day for me. Pancakes, hoverboards, and now baby lions. Can’t wait to get over there to see the cubs and my main squeeze Bao Bao. I’m not saying we need to set up a Barstool DMV field trip to the zoo, but I’m saying I’m already planning a Barstool DMV field trip to the zoo.

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