Introducing Ingrid from MIT. Wait what? Did I just say Ingrid from MIT? MIT? Really? Wow. MIT is the smartest school in the world right? Like Harvard is cute and all, but MIT is the real deal. You can’t fart around with a liberal arts degree at MIT. You need to be a legit super genius. At least that’s how I always perceived it. So I need Ingrid in my cabinet for Mayor and I needed her in my cabinet yesterday. Just invent shit and solve math problems and be hot as fire. She can be the head of my newly created Swedish Brainy Bombshell department.
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