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Nick Saban Is Lying Through His Teeth And I'm Calling BULLSHIT

So obviously yesterday I got a little upset when I saw the overwhelming SEC bias in the polls. I don't think that all of the idiot supporters of the Southeastern Conference understood my premise, so I'll type this one real slow for you guys to understand: it is bullshit that the clear bias in these rankings turn out to be deciding points for the committee to go off of at the end of the year. They all get ranked real high for beating NOBODY, and then they beat up on each other but it's okay because they're all ranked so high.

The fact of the matter is that the SEC plays more cupcakes than any other conference in the country. And then they get into SEC play where they're playing a Top 10 team every week. If they win, great! Huge win! If they lose, not a huge deal. That's a quality loss.

I was just calming down this morning I saw this bullshit clip from Nick Saban after being questioned on Saturday as to why they played perhaps the worst team in divison 1 college football, New Mexico State:

To be clear, Nick, your non-conference schedule is Duke, New Mexico State, Southern Miss, and Western Carolina. You'll play ANYONE that will play you......?

New Mexico State is literally ranked 129th of 130 teams on CBS Sports. Duke is 92nd. And Western Carolina is in the FCS. The #1 non-conference team that Alabama plays this year is #74 Southern Miss. I find it VERY hard to believe that no teams in the top 74 wanted a crack at Nick Saban, Alabama, or that pay day.

Nobody will......?

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In fact, Nick, I bet that if you called up all 14 schools in the Big Ten, at least half would agree to a home and home with you on the spot. Especially if it's later into the season where it's a little chilly up here. But that's the thing. You SEC schools don't want to leave home. I mean, Arkansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee have perhaps the worst non-conference schedules in the nation and they are all at home. Bama and Mississippi State only leave once, but they had to make it neutral game. We finally convinced Vanderbilt to come north this weekend, and weak Purdue stomped them 42-24. Purdue stinks!

Point being that the SEC is a fraudulent conference and I lost a lot of respect for Nick Saban for the way he lied. I do not respect coaches that like. So tell it like it is, Nick! You don't want anything to do with getting a blemish on your record before that "tough" conference play, so you don't play anyone with a pulse.

But since you say you will, let me cordially invite you up to Columbus to come play the Buckeyes. How does early November work? I know late December wasn't very good for you last time....

All State Sugar Bowl - Alabama v Ohio State

And maybe this time we'll have our first or second string QB available....