NEW: Bussin' With the Boys Dad Merch CollectionSHOP NOW

Advertisement

Ladies, This Is Not How You Eat Your Man's Ass In 2019

I hate to draw attention to this, I know these two lovebirds are probably horribly embarrassed, but I have to say something…Ladies, if you’re going to get experimental with your man, you have to start slow. You can’t prop him up over your head like he’s Jordie El Niño the first time you do it. You have to warm him up to the idea by reassuring him his masculinity will stay in tact. The best way to do that is by showing him this video:

Advertisement

That inmate is the manliest dude on the planet and he gets his butthole licked. Granted, he has no other choice, but still. If he can do it and not be embarrassed, so can you. Just make sure you do it in a bed that way you don’t get your head caved in like this girl. Thoughts and prayers.