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The Minnesota Vikings Game Was Porn For Bears Fans

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You see that picture right above there? Well there’s a VERY good chance that picture was just taken during warmups because Kirk Cousins had eight completions

on 10 attempts

No turnovers

and the Vikings ran the balls 38 times and they won

So yeah it wasn’t porn in a traditional sense because it was the Minnesota Vikings and now after week one the Bears are in dead last in the NFC North. It was one of those porns where you just get degraded, shout out daddy gang, but THAT is how the Bears should play. If you have a QB who can’t really throw, like Cousins or Mitch, well then just don’t let him throw. That was incredible to watch. Just old school head knocking football where you just keep running and letting your defense rest. Beat the opponent up for 3 hours until they quit. THAT is NFC Norris football. The ole black and blue division. It’s like the first time in history where you can look at guys like this

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And he’s going to be yelling “RUN THE DAMN BALL” and he’s going to be right. I can’t get over the Bears being within one score the entire game on Thursday and throwing it 45 times. 30 passing snaps(including penalties) in a row at one point. It’s unbelievable. And when you see the Vikings and Mike Zimmer with a fat lip in, just feeding Dalvin Cook over and over and over and letting his defense go to work it got me all hot and bothered. The Bears need to be more like the Vikings before the Vikings and rest of the NFC North run away from them.

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