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Storm 'Em, Hunt 'Em, 69 'Em: The Bunny Ranch Is Offering An Area 69 Experience With Alien Roleplays For Those That Storm Area 51

[Source] - Alice Little works at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada, which was founded by famed brothel owner Dennis Hof, and she claims to be the highest-earning sex worker in the US.

Little, who was born in Ireland and moved to the U.S aged five, is offering clients discounts on her services at Alienstock festival, which will take place from September 20 to 22.

‘In order to provide my fellow E.T. lovers with the full gamut of Nevada freakiness, I’m turning my suite at the BunnyRanch into ‘Area 69′ during the weekend of the event, and offering the discount as a way to celebrate all the true believers out there.’  

Little added demand is high for attendees interested in sexual trysts over the weekend. She added: ‘I have several clients that enjoy alien-abduction role play and all of the titillating probing that goes along with it.

I’m starting to think this Area 51 raid is the hottest festival of the year. Eating ass at Burning Man? That’s about to be old news. Alien roleplays at Area 51/Bunny Ranch? That’s where it’s at. I mean there’s even more to it. We have strippers greeting aliens

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We have a musical festival that Guy Fieri was linked to. Name something better than that

Well I guess we can name something better than that. Because of this festival, the Bunny Ranch is offering an Area 69 experience. I really gotta meet these weirdos. I can only imagine the content that would happen talking to people that want to do alien abduction roleplays.

I’m not one to judge people (too much) but I honestly have no idea how I’d react if a chick asked me to do an alien roleplay. I think I’d freeze. Too weird. I’m not going to be putting on a mask or pretend to be abducted. That’s way too much work honestly.

I also can’t get over this quote. You want to meet E.T.? No thank you. I don’t want anything to do with aliens. Don’t trust them. I’m old and simple. I don’t like change. Keep me in my recliner or go to the same bar and order the same drink. Hell, the 2nd major reason I haven’t moved from Cincinnati is because I don’t feel like meeting new people and having to make new friends.

‘I hope that one day I’ll personally be able to meet an E.T. face-to-face. I’m convinced aliens exist and may have visited our planet.’ 

I can’t wait for the stories to happen from this. Someone that’s a Stoolie has to be there and give us a recap. In the mean time here’s a some pictures of this Alice Little – the most expensive sex worker in America that’s leading this. What a weird fucking world we live in.

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