Shotgunning Beer Is A Sport
Not really, but it should be. Football season is upon us ladies, and not only am I here for the games, but I’m here for the fire outfits that I can tailgate in while channeling my inner Sporty Spice.
I’m bringing you “the drip,” so you can look like a snack all football season long. Saturdays may be for the boys, but Sundays are for the girls. Here’s some outfit inspo for your Sunday Funday tailgating shenanigans.
First Up: What I like to call “The First Day of School ‘fit.” The 2019 NFL season kicked off on Thursday night with the Cheeseheads catching some prey in their bear traps; but this weekend is the FIRST weekend where you can debut your ultimate Sunday Funday ensemble while flexing some knowledge about your fave team and the most popular franchise of this generation: Barstool Sports. I’m kicking off the season with an outfit for the masses that’s built for speed and comfort.
Spandex shorts are extremely comfortable AND easy to move around in. These babies are the way to go while summer is still technically here because they limit your sparkle (AKA sweat) during those 85-degree September Sunday Fundays.
Add a nice chunky 90’s-style shoe and a witty Barstool tee. One that’s unique enough where you’ll be one of the few rocking it, but popular enough to make people stop and compliment you.
Show your Stoolie side. This combo screams cool, calm, and comfortable during those early games that can be too hot to handle.
And finally, the perfect tailgating accessory.
It wraps up the outfit like a big red bow on top of that 2020 Benz under your Christmas tree (shameless plug; hope Santa reads this). It’s the ideal accessory for your phone, lip gloss, and wallet, all while being Metlife Stadium compliant (sorry, can’t confirm or deny for you non-Big Blue OR Jets (yikes) fans). Not to mention your hands are totally free for a beer and a burger.
But for real, buy this shirt now:
And this fanny pack: