Dude Comes Within An Inch Of Dying (Probably) In A Ridiculous Scooter Crash
Holy. Freaking. Moly. That’s all I can really say about what we just saw. That could not have gone worse for my guy, save for actually dying. I have never seen a body contort the way his did. It was like he was one of those halftime performers who can fold their body into a box, but instead he was folding his body around a pole.
At least the internet is having fun with it though, as the internet is one to do.
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No idea if he was going fast enough to actually die anyway, but from scrolling his Twitter it seems he’s fine. I have to assume he had some sort of injuries, but all things considered, not a bad outcome. Just took a little sidewalk nap and was back at it.
