Dude Comes Within An Inch Of Dying (Probably) In A Ridiculous Scooter Crash

Holy. Freaking. Moly. That’s all I can really say about what we just saw. That could not have gone worse for my guy, save for actually dying. I have never seen a body contort the way his did. It was like he was one of those halftime performers who can fold their body into a box, but instead he was folding his body around a pole.

At least the internet is having fun with it though, as the internet is one to do.

No idea if he was going fast enough to actually die anyway, but from scrolling his Twitter it seems he’s fine. I have to assume he had some sort of injuries, but all things considered, not a bad outcome. Just took a little sidewalk nap and was back at it.