Don McClean Balling Out And Blowing His £200 Million Fortune With His 25-Year Old Former Playboy Model Girlfriend Is What American Pie Is All About

[Source] - Yet Paris Dylan, 25, is enjoying a fabulous lifestyle with her boyfriend – who is 48 years her senior – with the pair blowing £250k on holidays in the past year.

The pair met when Paris – who previously worked as a Playboy model – was hired to manage 73-year-old Don’s social media accounts in early 2016, confirming their relationship months later with a cosy selfie.

It came just months after Don’s finalised his divorce to his second wife, Patrisha Shnier, 59, who had accused Don of multiple incidents of “rage and controlling behaviour” during their marriage.

Uhh, I’m not quite sure why this is a story. Of course this 25-year old former Playboy model wants to spend a shit ton of money. Hell, I’m 32 and shockingly not a former Playboy model and I’d love to blow through a 200 million pound fortune. That’d be awesome.

But the real story here is this is just called dating. People blow money on each other. It makes no sense but when you’re the uglier person of the two you’re willing to blow your fortune to keep them happy. I mean here’s Don McLean (American Pie is such a jam)

And just for comparison sake, here’s his girlfriend:

You’re trying to tell me we’re supposed to be surprised that they both like lavish things? Of course not. I actually love that Don McLean doesn’t give a fuck. The guy is 73 years old and still slinging it around. If that means going to 85 different cities in a year so be it? Who knew that McLean was worth this money even? That’s as impressive as him dating this former Playboy model.

I love the move. I couldn’t love it more. What’s he going to do? Bring that fortune with him to the grave? I don’t think so. Go out on top. Go out fucking your Playboy model girlfriend in the nicest hotel in Rome or Paris or wherever the hell you want to travel. That’s how you need to be living when you’re 73.

Now play the jam

PS: This was the same person that was a victim in the Chris Andersen catfishing thing. It’s way too long to explain, so just read this: