Forget The Turnover Chain, Morehead State's Turnover Pimp Cane Is The Hottest Thing In College Football

I don’t know much about Morehead State football except thanking them for Phil Simms back in the day, but I know this. I need Morehead State on national TV every single damn week. The pimp cane turnover? That’s how you do it. Fuck the turnover chain. Fuck every other sideline celebration. This is what it’s all about. You get a pick, you get the pimp cane. I need them to invite the Godfather from WWF to come out and celebrate.

Quite frankly I’m surprised it’s Morehead State that’s rocking this. Some D-I AA school in the middle of Kentucky? Not who I’d expect to have the pimp cane. And I know Texas A&M had it at one point

But I need them to really commit to it like Morehead is. So, sure, Miami might be known for starting this trend with the turnover chain, but they don’t have a pimp cane.