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Fat Kid From UMaine Does A Keg Stand As Only A Fat Kid From UMaine Can Do

 

I need this fat boy in my crew and I needed him in my crew yesterday. Because if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times. The key to any great crew is having a fat jolly kid and an Indian kid. Those would be my first two draft picks. And this guy is the perfect fat guy. Willing to do whatever it takes to make the room laugh. Take his shirt off, do a kegstand, get tossed into the trash, whatever. Never skipped a beat. Never stopped being jolly. Team player city.

PS – Who is that brunette? Smoke city.