Jacksonville State Drops The Weirdest Hype Video Of All Time

Since entering the FCS in 1995, Jacksonville State has been a very good program. Somehow in the Ohio Valley Conference, the Alabama school (yes, it’s in Alabama) has won 5 OVC conference championships in the last 8 years. They made it to the national championship in 2015 and are preparing for a big season in 2019 and dropped this hype video:

I have absolutely no idea what to say about this. It looks like a Billie Elish music video. When they brought in the players and how on earth did they pitch the idea that they were going to drip paint on them?

And how on EARTH did they convince this player to have paint coming out of his mouth like some strange porno?

I don’t bet FCS nor follow it that closely, but I am officially down on Jacksonville State coming into this season. No way you can recover from this: