Lebron's Mom Dating Some Rapper From Miami Named Lambo

Complex – How would LeBron James feel about having a stepdad who is only three years older than him? We might get to find out soon, as LeBron’s mom Gloria James is dating a 31-year-old Miami rapper named Lambo (peep his one and only song on YouTube here) right now. And from the looks of things, it appears as though the two have been dating for quite some time because he threw up a photo of her on Instagram as far back as February. That’s not all he’s thrown up on Instagram, though. It looks like Lambo is a biiiiiiig LeBron fan, too, as he has thrown up tons of photos of him and LeBron, him and LeBron’s sneakers, him and LeBron’s boat, him and LeBron’s championship ring, and him and LeBron’s, well, everything on his Instagram page in recent months. It’s a little creepy that he seems so into LeBron that more than half of his recent IG photos involve him in some way, shape, or form. And it’s even creepier that one of the photos even includes the caption, “#I Neva had a role model until I met @kingjames @Thanks Big Homie@Life is about being positive.”

I can’t think of anything worst than your mom dating a rapper. That has gotta be the worst situation imaginable, right? I can’t even think of a single rapper I’d be able to stomach. Maybe Eminem for obvious reasons, but he’s also a candidate to end up murdering her. Maybe Mr. Cheeks for nostalgia purposes but I wouldn’t be too thrilled about that either. And I’ll tell you who definitely wouldn’t be on my list – fucking Lambo from Miami beach. I mean I didn’t think it was possible to go lower than Delonte West, but Gloria James apparently has proven me wrong. I guess if my mom was black and I was an NBA superstar it would be a different story. But I dunno man. I feel like deep down somewhere, inside of us all, no matter your race, creed, color or religion, you don’t want a rapper to fuck your mom.