I'm Moving Leonard Fournette's Kid To The Top Of Coley's Draft Board

I think I just got CTE from watching a 3 year old play football. Holy fucking moly, what a shot. That could be the biggest pop in football this season. Kid can’t even wipe his own ass and he just sent that other kid into concussion protocol. If you’re the other kid’s father I think you just gotta pack it up and go. Buy him a guitar or something or he’ll be eating food out of tubes until middle school. Gees Louise I just watched it again and that might be assault, brotha. I mean his head went flying off his shoulders.

If the Redskins don’t try to draft him in the first round next season I’ll be pissed. Just keep him away from AP if you catch my drift.

But as it turns out, it looks like he is not going to petition the league and skip kindergarten through college, as Coach O already offered him

The NFL better get ready, lil’ Leonard is on the way.