Drum Solo Please: PornHub Is Releasing Its Trashiest, Filthiest Porno Ever
Mmmm, ooooOoooOoo, ohhh yeah, let’s kick this blog off right & get dirty.
For starters, make sure your door is locked & your phone isn’t connected to that BlueTooth speaker in the communal living room like last time (collar pull). Now dim those lights, get your best, partnerless sock ready & turn your volume down to a discreet level for that sweet, sweet intro solo:
Now, onto the most Filthy McNasty, down & dirty, trashiest porno that a self-pleasure advocacy site has ever unleashed…. er, at least some news about it…
From Forbes:
Once again the task of saving the world, even in a minute and ultimately futile way, falls on the shoulders of Pornhub. After working to save the bees, the philanthropic arm of Pornhub, Pornhub Cares is setting its sights on saving the world’s beaches with its “Dirtiest Porn Ever” campaign.
To make a dent, Pornhub has produced a video starring amateur pornstar couple Leolulu that has them engaging in sexual activity on one of the world’s dirtiest beaches. As the video progresses, a clean-up crew picks up trash to slowly reveal the couple that had been previously obscured by the garbage.
Hopefully they recently received their tetanus shots. Each view of the video will result in a donation to Ocean Polymers, a nonprofit that specializes in solutions to collect and process plastic waste from the world’s oceans.
Alright, so maybe that wasn’t the hot action you were looking for… but if you do watch the real deal, PornHub donates to an org looking to save the planet one piece of plastic at a time. I mean, look at this Ocean Polymers ship… practically guaranteed to get you wet with all those pipes:
And won’t it be nice when the video ends, and there’s that brief flash where you’re looking at your own sad, spent reflection in the screen of your laptop, iPad, or phone, where instead of shame you feel a little proud of yourself? Hey, I just did something GOOD.
If only they could send that HAZMAT cleanup crew back in to grab that sock…
