IBT - “Sam and Cat” star Jennette McCurdy is kissing and telling in a really bad way. The Nickelodeon star has slammed NBA player Andre Drummond after they ended their short-lived romance, claiming he sucked at kissing. The 21-year-old actress apparently found love on Instagram after a few flirtatious exchanges with the Detroit Pistons baller on the photo-sharing site. Drummond, 20, shared McCurdy’s photo on his account for his “Woman Crush Wednesday” in August, and McCurdy replied a week later, posting Drummond’s photo for her “Man Crush Monday” on Instagram. The couple was then spotted together in a restaurant in Hollywood, supposedly on a date. According to TMZ, Drummond had a chauffeur drive them to and from their romantic dinner. But apparently, McCurdy she wasn’t really into Drummond. In an interview with the Nerdist, she only responded to him because she thought he was a big deal. “He seemed like [big deal],” she said. “My first kiss with him was after we had gone laser tagging,” she recalled, saying after all her friends had left her house, she and Drummond had a moment together. “So I stood on a chair… I sort of went for it. But it wasn’t great. It didn’t go great. No sparks and the mouth… the shapes weren’t right.” The former “iCarly” star said that she wanted to end it sooner, but she had already announced their relationship on her social media accounts so she had no choice but to postpone it. “I already posted it on Twitter so everybody knows. So if I just ride it out for a little bit.” Before she ended it, Drummond gave her a necklace and he got on his knees to make their relationship official. McCurdy said she was so uncomfortable that she laughed and said yes.
Ok blah blah blah who cares Nickelodeon star blah blah blah, right? Wrong. This chick is well on her way, guys. Wellll on her way. 21 years old. Hot. Fucked in the brain by being a kid on Nickelodeon. Deciding to bang out 7 footers she meets on Instagram. We’ve seen stories like this before. And she’s our newest one. I’m keeping her in mind for the future. Jennette McCurdy is officially on my radar.
And how about this power move by Drummond? Chick wants to talk shit about his kissing game? Ok. Go right ahead sweetheart. Remember those pics? Yea, I don’t think basketball players delete pics of 5 foot white girls. I’m pretty sure Brandon Jennings has seen them too. Greg Monroe is probably hitting her up right now. And Kyle Singler definitely said “ew, ew gross!”, you know, because Kyle Singler is a pussy.