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Wake Up With The Battle Of Helm's Deep

helms09Today’s one of those days where you gotta make a decision for yourself. Are you gonna be a pussy and let the world walk all over you because the Cubs got swept by the goddamn Washington Nationals and you’re an emotional wreck? Or are you going to step up to the proverbial plate and hit a proverbial home run because you’re a real life champion?

Honestly idk. That’s entirely up to you. Personally I’m still drunk from yesterday so it might be a LOTR extended edition day as the Cubs are off and I need 13 hours to kill.

Hit me with the good stuff.