(MTO) — April 10, 2013: Now we’re not gonna JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS HERE . . . but we got our hands on some vacation pics of NFL star Kerry Rhodes and one of his male friends. CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!
Media Take Out isn’t exactly the New York Times. All their headlines are written by 12 year old girls, alternating between Caps Lock and normal font with excessive letters and exclamation points all over the place. However, I think this is what a lawyer would call irrefutable evidence. That’s Kerry Rhodes. That other dude is a twink. These pictures are the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. 1 + 1 + 1 = the NFL’s first active gay player.
Update: Rhodes just commented on these pics to TMZ:
Photos have been circulating of my former assistant and I that have caused some rumors regarding my sexuality, and I wanted to address the situation. I am not gay. The shots were taken during a past vacation in a casual environment with my entire business team. I know a lot of people are recently talking about athletes struggling to come out to their fans right now, and I support them, as well as wish those individuals comfort.
So I guess Rhodes won’t be one of the 4 guys who Ayanbadejo says will all be bursting out of the closet together. But he’s still gay. I’m not exaggerating when I say they’re the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. They genuinely are. I’ve had rogue thumbnails of hardcore gay porn popup on the YouJizz homepage and they’re not in the same zip code of gay as these pics.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.