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Nice Guys Really Do Finish Last: A Woman Is Filing For Divorce Because Her Husband Never Yells At Her And Cleans The House Too Much

[Source] - A woman in the UAE is seeking a divorce because her husband’s ‘extreme love’ sees him help with the housework and shower her with gifts.

She told a Sharia court in Fujairah that her spouse never argued or yelled at her and was always kind.  But despite his affection, the woman claimed her life was ‘hell’ due to his ‘cruel-free treatment’, according to the English language UAE newspaper, Khaleej Times.

She reportedly complained ‘his love and compassion are so over the top’ and she filed for a split.

I’ll tell you what, ma’am. If you want someone who isn’t afraid to get in an argument and does minimal cleaning, I know just the guy for you. It’s called quite literally every man out there. Don’t want me to clean? Not a problem! I’ll sit here and watch TV instead. Hell, I’ll even make a mess just for you to clean up and make you feel better if that’s what it takes.

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This is really what it shows though – exactly what Green Day and the headline says. Last guys finish last. It’s an old, cliche saying, but how else can you describe this? My man is out here showering his wife with gifts. Probably even giving her orgasms. And what’s it all worth? A divorce. Naturally, he’s trying to call the divorce off.

He told the court: ‘It’s not fair to judge a marriage from the first year, and everybody learns from their mistakes. I am and always wish to be a perfect and kind husband.’

I mean let’s think about how crazy this is. How many times in a relationship have we been yelled at for not doing enough? Not caring enough? So what do we do? We suck it up and adjust. That’s part of the relationship. Now this guy has to start trying to pick fights. I need to know what he’s going to do here. He’s got to have some sort of pent up anger somewhere, even Clem (who is legit the nicest guy in the world) has that.

So just remember ladies (and gents) you could always be in a relationship where the person is too helpful. No one wants that life.