Dude. C’mon. F- on that one. He’s like the guy at parties who thinks his coolness is directly correlated to how fast he can chug a beer. The guy who during a shotgun throws his beer can down with everyone else, even though he’s nowhere near done and half a Natty Ice spills all over the place. Bro no one cares how fast you can drink. You’re a sipper. That’s fine. You’ll never be a chugger with those thin little bird lips you got there. You need big o’ power lips.
Ps – that kid behind him with the baseball glove on kinda looks like Ryan Gosling.