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Breaking News: Miranda Kerr Gets Stripped of Her Angel Status By Victoria Secret....Cue My Angel Rankings


USMagazine – This Angel’s getting her wings clipped! Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr will no longer be linked to the sexy lingerie brand, industry insiders tell Us. According to multiple sources, Kerr, 30, is being let go as a Victoria’s Secret Angel after her $1 million, three-year contract “was not renewed.” The reason for the sudden split? One source tells Us that Kerr “has a difficult reputation.” The Australian beauty, who is mother to 2-year-old Flynn with husband Orlando Bloom, 36, is also reportedly “not a big seller for VS,” while other Angels, like Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio, are. “They can still use her for catalogue, where she will get a day rate, but she doesn’t have to be an Angel to do that,” the first source said.

I love Victoria Secret. I love how they will just flat cut a bitch like it ain’t no thing. They run Victoria Secret Angels like Belichick runs the Pats. It’s not about what you’ve done in the past. It’s about what can you do for me now. So even though I think it’s crazy to cut Miranda Kerr who am I to argue? The VS Angels success on the field speaks for itself. They always have the hottest bitches in the game. So while on the outside this decision seems nutzo, I’m sure they have the next Candice Swanepoel already training in a a Russian Gym somewhere waiting to unveil her at next years fashion show.

Anyway without further ado here is my Angels ranking system with Miranda still included since theoretically she is still under contract.


10. Karlie Kloss

9. Lindsey Ellington

8. Doutzen Kroes

7. Alessandria Ambrosio


6. Behati Prinsloo


5. Lily Aldridge


4. Adriana Lima

3. Miranda Kerr

2. Erin Heatherton

1. Candice Swanepoel