There's A Rumored Video Floating Around Of Dez Bryant Doing Something Very, Very Bad
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) February 20, 2015
So this is Dez Bryant’s vague, grammatically enlightening response to rumors of a very sketchy video with “Ray Rice Implications” floating out there that NFL insiders have their hands on. Sure, it’s speculation and it could be anything, but you wanna know what I think? Somebody had trouble actually keeping it on the down low. Golden showers, strap-ons, dirty trumpets – the works. Either that or he beat the royal piss out of someone a la Ray Rice. Or it simply could be a harmless rumor (HA!). Whatever it is, Jerry Jones is probably dropping a dickload of hush money to keep it under wraps. Good for Jer.