Top Media Exec Fired For Sexting With A Hooker About Doing Coke, Molly, And Fucking Her

(BI) — Until March of this year, Scott Sassa was one of the most influential media executives in the U.S. As president of entertainment and syndication at Hearst (it owns Cosmopolitan, among other titles), he cut deals with ESPN and Lifetime, and received a reported $6 million salary. He was a longtime friend of the Kardashian family. Sassa’s most recent success was “The Bible,” a joint project with Survivor’s Mark Burnett for The History Channel that got record ratings. He was the executive producer of the show, which was so popular that its audience rivaled that of AMC’s The Walking Dead in size. The two-hour conclusion of “The Bible” on Easter Sunday should have been Sassa’s moment of triumph. Instead, he found himself unemployed, spending time with his kids on vacation in Hawaii, wondering how he can salvage his career after the boyfriend of an escort sent Hearst’s legal department copies of sexy text messages the woman and Sassa had exchanged.

Poor Scott Sassa. Seriously. You think you can trust someone then the whore’s jealous boyfriend goes and sends screenshots of you talking about blow and molly and fucking hookers to your employer. What a tough draw. We’re nearing a time where there need to be laws on the books that all texts are legally protected private conversations. Who hasn’t said shit like this when they’re fucked up and horny? If you were to look at my texts past 11 PM you’d think they belonged to a mentally retarded, drunk, sexaholic. Can’t be held responsible for that. Definitely shouldn’t be legal to get fired for it. If you can get in trouble for stuff you tell a hooker, what’s next? Fired for confessions to your priest? You’d think there would be some kind of hooker/john confidentiality agreement in place by now. And that should extend to the prostitute’s boyfriend too.

The only thing this guy should be in trouble for is his god awful sexting game. I can judge because while I’m terrible at intercourse, I’m great at sexting. I have a better chance at making a chick cum using my fingers on an iPhone screen than I do using them on her actual vagina. And talking about making love to a whore and kissing her spine is total rookie ball. Sexting is for fuckers, not lovers.