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Another Day, Another Tinder Match Laying It All Out On The Line

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Fuck Robert E. Lee and hardcore anal fisting? We’ve got one feisty abolitionist on our hands! Not since Harriet Tubman requested Frederick Douglas for the Alabama Hot Pocket have we seen these worlds collide so hard. Her father must be so proud of her passion for the Civil War and tossing salads.

We’ve been getting a lot of these recently. Fake and absurd, yes, but enjoyable nonetheless. Carry on.
 

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