GTA Tournament of Champions: #4 Sofia Vergara vs. #5 Dylan

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We had our first upset of the tournament yesterday, as Brazilian Porn Star and 6 seed Jessie Rogers up ended 3 seed Floppy Tesouro. Over 1,700 votes and an average score over 7 sent Jessie into the Final 4 against Anastasia Ashley. Our final first round matchup is the coin flip, toss up, pick em 4 vs 5: Sofia Vergara vs. Instagram Ass Sensation “Dylan”

#4 Sofia Vergara:

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#5 Dylan (full gallery here)

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Now, Sofia Vergara is like the Benjamin Button of the Ass Game. That bitch is straight up aging backwards. Turned 40 and looks like she’s 20. She’s hotter than ever and her ass, and really her overall sexiness, cannot be disputed. But is that enough to fight off the onslaught of ass from Dylan? Its like Vergara is Rocky – the long term champ comfortable with her ass. And Dylan is Clubber Lang – angry, hungry, mean ass who ain’t impressed with the reputation. Who ya got?

Vote 1 for 4 seed Sofia Vergara Vote 10 for 5 seed Dylan

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